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Solid colors are 100% cotton; blended composition applies to select heather and specialty colors. Adult sizing. Made in Nicaragua and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Strong, smooth medium-weight fabric designed for detailed printing\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with a comfortable crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for added comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG and DTF printing techniques for crisp, detailed graphics\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":57171302154545,"sku":"28630465153523555287","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":57171302187313,"sku":"18754866871857684147","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":57171302220081,"sku":"97004816236112321908","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ash","offer_id":57171302252849,"sku":"30205114114529091773","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":57171302285617,"sku":"28804100063257117639","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":57171302318385,"sku":"16624076410413609525","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":57171302351153,"sku":"10928287607810596189","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":57171302383921,"sku":"33753121382361195021","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":57171302416689,"sku":"10235846630526828723","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":57171302449457,"sku":"10391072195570243528","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":57171302482225,"sku":"17537810749873367434","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":57171302514993,"sku":"56573434804294711641","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":57171302547761,"sku":"27263035573290390218","price":16.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":57171302580529,"sku":"95658918979153105234","price":16.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":57171302613297,"sku":"62157761996236598183","price":16.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ash","offer_id":57171302646065,"sku":"18353309303570619694","price":17.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":57171302678833,"sku":"34936597181608496086","price":17.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":57171302711601,"sku":"18334008799051387875","price":17.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Ash","offer_id":57171302744369,"sku":"19378038912873695955","price":17.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":57171302777137,"sku":"19769016814591775198","price":17.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":57171302809905,"sku":"20727356118219111749","price":17.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Ash","offer_id":57171302842673,"sku":"74635795870744621717","price":17.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":57171302875441,"sku":"22244827419169516304","price":17.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":57171302908209,"sku":"56180229698521783704","price":17.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7521\/1057\/files\/11273224139474370432_2048.jpg?v=1793220681","url":"https:\/\/rewindretroco.com\/products\/the-prophecy-did-not-foretell-this-t-shirt-funny-mens-graphic-tee","provider":"Rewind Retro Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}