A little dark humor for mornings that start before your soul does. This classic tee features a steaming mug, a bony coffee companion, and the bold message “Emotionally Bone-Dry”—a relatable uniform for caffeine devotees, exhausted creatives, night-shift survivors, and anyone running on fumes. The relaxed fit and timeless crew neckline keep it easy to wear with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket, whether you’re heading to the coffee shop, surviving a workday, or gifting a fellow coffee-fueled realist. Printed artwork gives the design a crisp, expressive finish, while the smooth cotton fabric offers dependable comfort for everyday wear.
Product features - Strong, smooth medium-weight fabric designed for comfortable everyday wear - Seamless tubular construction without side seams for a clean, attractive fit - Elastic ribbed collar with seam-free construction to help retain its shape - Shoulder tape reinforces the seams and helps prevent stretching - Classic relaxed fit with a crew neckline and tear-away label for added comfort
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
